Why did you create AmericanIdolSTINKS.com?
Are you a singer who is jealous because you can't make it on the real American Idol?
Do you hate American Idol?
I love American Idol. Do you want me to stomp your face in?
I thought this was a legitimate critique and parody of American Idol website. Are you just one of those radical, right-wing religous fanatics?
Aren't you afraid American Idol, FOX and/or Fremantle Media will sue you?
Who should I contact about...?
Okay, you've got my attention. Tell me about this guy named Jesus.
As a journalist, I became frustrated with the disproportionate amount of attention paid to the American Idol television show during what should be serious news broadcasts. As a Christian, I have become increasingly dismayed at our culture's pursuit of fame for fame's sake.
AmericanIdolSTINKS.com is my attempt to poke fun at the cultural phenomenon that American Idol has become, while pointing people in the direction of the only person to ever live who I believe
should be idolized,
Jesus Christ.
Absolutely not! While I have appeared on network television news broadcasts numerous times, it has been for my expertise on issues I have covered as a journalist, not for my singing ability, or - more accurately - lack thereof. If you want to hear me sing, you're going to have to join me in church on Sunday morning and strain really hard. I sing "barely-tone."
Actually, and possibly surprisingly, no. I just think the show gets way too much attention in what should be serious news coverage. I've actually enjoyed some of the performances and watching the singers improve and develop (or self-destruct) over the seasons. I particularly enjoyed listening to and watching Taylor Hicks in season five because he is not only a solid vocalist, but also a showman.
I'd prefer you didn't. Before you consider such an action, please consider two things: First, I don't hate American Idol, I'm just doing this to draw attention to
Jesus Christ. Second, I am a former law enforcement officer, a Life/Endowment member of the National Rifle Association and a police academy-trained self-defense instructor. I'd hate to have to tell you about Jesus in the back seat of a police car. Seriously, if AmericanIdolSTINKS.com bothers you that much, please
contact me so that I can pray for you!
It is, and I am. Realize, though, that, by "legitimate critique" I mean that my criticism of the undue attention paid to American Idol by the media is sincere. And, as a pastor told me long ago, a "religious fanatic" is just someone whose life has been changed by Jesus more than yours! (smile)
Afraid? You've
got to be kidding me? If that ever happened, AmericanIdolSTINKS.com would go from being a simple, online, evangelistic hobby to being world famous about as fast as you can say "fair use." If you'd like a more detailed explanation of why I'm not concerned about this, of if you need help falling asleep, check out our
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be patient. I will try to reply to everyone who writes, unless your email is threatening. If you are planning on sending a threatening message, please Google "IP address logging" before you click "Submit."
I considered writing a lot here, but I realized that there is already a website that tells you everything you need to know about Jesus. It's called
NeedHim.org. Please check it out. As far as my personal story is concerned, the short version is, I am convinced that if Jesus had not changed my life I would either be in prison or dead right now. He gave me the ability to control my temper and the desire to channel my energy into exposing political corruption and incompetence as an investigative reporter. Now he has given me the opportunity to use my skills in writing and web development to reach out to you. Please visit
NeedHim.org to find out more. There's no obligation and they won't bombard you with a bunch of religious mumbo-jumbo. Another great site to find out more about a relationship with Jesus is
NotReligion.com
Thanks, again, for visiting the site!
Jeff Johnson - Publisher
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